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Anonymous asked:

th only conceivable way a 'villain' Lena plot would make sense is lena plotting extravagant & dramatic crimes that end in long intense showdowns w supergirl and never actually come close to harming anyone. kara, bursting into a 5star restaurant: "lena luthor Ive cornered u now!" Lena, conveniently sittin at a candlelit table for 2:"curses u've foiled me again damn u supergirl!! but the real crime would be leaving this seafood platter unfinished! tell me do u like oysters!! do the right thing!!"

wandsmaximoff answered:

me as lena

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Who is she, Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

“You’re trapped! By societal convention! Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

(please, someone write this)

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Lena has sixty different inators that Kara talks her out of using on Supergirl

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Lena absolutely using social convention to ‘trap’ Supergirl into not fighting her

  • “Not in front of the children, Supergirl! Really, what kind of example are you setting for them?”
  • “Supergirl, is this really an appropriate venue for fisticuffs? It’s a hospital. I think not.”
  • “It’s a federal holiday, I can’t believe they didn’t give you today off! It’s like they don’t even appreciate everything you do for them!”
  • “But Supergirl…It’s my birthday! You wouldn’t fight someone on their birthday, would you?” Supergirl glares at her unsympathetically. “…it’s my birthday…and everyone forgot!” Supergirl’s sternly crossed arms drop a little in sympathy. Alex facepalms. Hard.
  • “Surely you wouldn’t punch someone wearing glasses, would you Supergirl?”
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“Surely you wouldn’t punch someone wearing glasses, would you Supergirl?” Supergirl sighs. “I don’t care whether or not someone is wearing glasses or not if they’re breaking the law, Miss… who are you, exactly?”

Maggie, from behind the police barrier: ITS LENA LUTHOR, YOU KRYPTONIAN IDIOT

Supergirl: really? I just… she looks so different… I mean…

Maggie, ready to murder them both: for fucks sake Supergirl she’s wearing glasses with her hair styled differently that’s not a good disguise

Source: wandsmaximoff

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kuklarusskaya: “ yayamartin: “ thisclockworkheart: “ sjwcansuckmydick: “ thisclockworkheart: “ Because why not? ;-) Source ” I don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddle ” So. Let me tell you about...
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Because why not? ;-) 

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sjwcansuckmydick

I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle

thisclockworkheart

So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

Waddle.

Waddle waddle.

*rolls across the floor*

Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it. 

yayamartin

not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. ballet…

kuklarusskaya

Yo. Professional ballerina speaking here.

Clearly she is performing a saute arabesque, chasse, step-step, assemble devant with arms in fifth. 

And as a teacher too, I can’t find much technically wrong with it at all. 

Which means not only is she a gifted dancer, she has a wonderful technical foundation that she is executing properly and with lovely mannerism.

Being a ballerina isn’t about how much you weigh. Give me this girl ANY day for a student or dancer to work with. Clearly she has the knowledge and the passion, which means she will be a joy to work with. 

Also, for those of you criticizing, you clearly have NO idea how difficult it is to execute a develope ecarte derriere the way she is at the barre in one of her later photos. This takes YEARS of dedicated training, as well as extensive natural facility, such as turnout, which she clearly demonstrates here. 

So maybe before you peons thinking you’re masters of ballet judge dancers based on weight, you should actually learn about ballet and technique. Because if you had, you’d recognize that this girl clearly has technique—unlike your basic asses.

Source: thisclockworkheart
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Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.

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don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww

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#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan

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also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier. 

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Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.

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if this isn’t the best post i don’t

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So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.

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Witch King: No living man can kill me!

several thousand riders of Rohan: *rip their fake beards off*

Witch King: Oh fuck…

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*screeches* We aRE NO MEN

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krakenpocalypse: “ the-real-seebs: “ bemusedlybespectacled: “ daddylore: “ did-you-kno: “ Sleight-of-hand artist Apollo Robbins is so stealthy that he once started a conversation with Jimmy Carter’s Secret Service agents and had everything out of...
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Sleight-of-hand artist Apollo Robbins is so stealthy that he once started a conversation with Jimmy Carter’s Secret Service agents and had everything out of their pockets within minutes. They were completely unaware that he’d acquired their badges, watches, Carter’s itinerary, and the keys to his motorcade. Source Source 2

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Via The New Yorker:

“In more than a decade as a full-time entertainer, Robbins has taken (and returned) a lot of stuff, including items from well-known figures in the worlds of entertainment (Jennifer Garner, actress: engagement ring); sports (Charles Barkley, former N.B.A. star: wad of cash); and business (Ace Greenberg, former chairman of Bear Stearns: Patek Philippe watch).

He is probably best known for an encounter with Jimmy Carter’s Secret Service detail in 2001. While Carter was at dinner, Robbins struck up a conversation with several of his Secret Service men. Within a few minutes, he had emptied the agents’ pockets of pretty much everything but their guns.

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Robbins brandished a copy of Carter’s itinerary, and when an agent snatched it back he said, “You don’t have the authorization to see that!” When the agent felt for his badge, Robbins produced it and handed it back. Then he turned to the head of the detail and handed him his watch, his badge, and the keys to the Carter motorcade.”

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@we-are-rogue

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this is the guy who they used as a consultant on Leverage, by the way, and was Parker’s counterpart in the Two Live Crew Job

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I think this is the same guy who had the beautiful story with Penn Jillette. Jillette was asserting that the guy wasn’t all that great, so Robbins said “okay, draw me a circle on this piece of paper”, and when Jillette tried, he found his pen doesn’t work. Robbins was waving the cartridge for it at him.

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Really high-level rogues be like…

Source: didyouknowfacts.com
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Jogger crosses US-Canada border by mistake, is held for two weeks in detention centre

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A French tourist who accidentally crossed the border into the US from Canada during an evening jog was sent to a detention centre 125 miles away and held for two weeks until she was released.

Cedella Roman, 19, who is mixed race, was apprehended by US border patrol guards in White Rock, near Vancouver, after illegally entering the country.

She said she had not seen any signs marking the border as she ran along the beach before she went down a path to take a photo of the setting sun when two male officers arrested her.

“[The border guard] started telling me that I had crossed the border illegally and told him that I really did not do it on purpose,” she told Radio Canada.

She was threatened with a five-year ban from the US as the officers explained to her that they could not release her because she had been caught on surveillance cameras.

“I thought, maybe I’ve crossed the border, but maybe they’ll just fine me or they’ll say ‘come back to Canada’ or berate me a little bit,” she said.

Ms Roman had been in Canada since September 2017, spending time with her mother and learning English.

She did not have any identification on her when she was stopped, which further complicated her situation.

She was then transferred to a detention centre in Tacoma, a Department of Homeland Security holding facility, 125 miles south of where she first encountered the officers.

“They put me in the caged vehicles and brought me into their facility,” she said. “They asked me to remove all my belongings, as well as my jewellery; they searched me completely.

“That’s where I realised it was really serious and I started to cry a little.”

At the centre, Ms Roman rang her mother who brought her passport and study permits to prove her identity and right to be in Canada.

Staff at the centre, however, said the Canadian immigration authorities would have to validate the documents before she could be released, which led to a two-week stay at the facility.

“It was just unfair that there was nothing, no sign at the border,” said Christiane Ferne, Cedella’s mother. “It’s like a trap … anybody can be caught at the border like this.”

She was released on June 6 once authorities were satisfied her story was true.

A spokesman for the US Border Services declined to comment on Ms Roman’s case but told Radio Canada that crossing the US border at a place other than a customs post was illegal.

“The regulation applies even if the person claims to have crossed the border accidentally,” the statement said.

Last year, 288 people were arrested for illegally entering the US from the Blaine area of ​​Washington State.

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>:-(

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The brave “People” of US “Border Control”

Protecting the world from the Terrifying Threat of people JOGGING

I mean we can’t have JOGGERS running around free

next thing you know they might start power walking or cycling

Source: independent.co.uk
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